October 2011
Teenagers: the most misunderstood people on earth....
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Sorry Guys...
Sorry about my rants on here, but ever since my mother joined Twitter and stalks me all the time on there, I don’t have anywhere else to turn to but here.
Don't Ask Me...
Yep. just don’t. Don’t ask me if I am okay. Cause then I have to lie to you. Don’t ask “what’s wrong?” Cause then I might lie to you. Don’t ask me if I am mentally stable, because I may say that I am, and that everything is gonna be fine, but I am a bottle of emotions and opinions and questions just waiting to burst out in fury and tears.
And I hate...
I suck at talking to guys... →
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I try to say something cute, but it comes out like
Or I’ll blurt shit out without thinking about it
Or say something that comes off too strong
And he’ll just look at me like
So I just disappear back to my 3 cats
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A woman who was 5 months pregnant falls into a... →
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Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Your brother was kind enough to name them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Whew…thank God, maybe he’s not so dumb after all. What did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.
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Malloy, can I just say that you are the sweetest person I have ever met, and that you talking about how much you like your girlfriend (aka one of my best friends)! You make me so happy sometimes :)
Daww :)
I love talking to people who are asking me whether their act of kindness would be considered as sweet or cheesy. Sometimes it’s the cheesy stuff that is the sweetest. I especially love when the people talking to me are just the cutest couple you’ve ever seen and want them to be happy :)
My mood has definitely improved within the past 10 minutes :)
I hate when people don't warn me before they take... →
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My reaction when i hear my jam come on... →
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At first im like…
Then BAM
The people im with are all like..
and im just like…
Because…
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I hate people.
Simple as that. I find some people’s existences quite useless to the world. I even hate myself, like what the hell is my purpose here in this world? Yeah, yeah, I know that some people don’t ever find their purpose and yadayada. Shut the fuck up is all I have to say. I have goals in life, but some lead in different directions. I want to be a lawyer because I argue, and I think I argue...
Sometimes I Wish
Sometimes I wish that issues would just go away. For good. Even some people as well, cause that is where some issues are started. Rumors are also bullshit.
I can’t seem to trust anyone anymore and I need to start making my own judgements about people and not let assumptions made by people around me swerve my decisions.
Musical theatre has lost its fun lately, due to people in there, and...
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✂: Share one of the hardest moments in your life.
æ: Post a picture of yourself
✌: Share a childhood memory
♡: Make a confession
❁: Share one of your insecurities
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off
☀: Share a turn on
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you you go to bed at night
☮: Share a relationship story
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They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
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Oh Joey, you just made my day :)